(This is a post by Sita, not her owner).
Today there was a pigeon, who saw to it, to royally piss me off. After repeatedly asking kindly, that it remove itself from my balcony, it refused. How defiant! I then got into a shouting match in the forms of light, quick ‘meows’. The pig-eon crumbled under my intimidating presence, that it flew away out of fear that I may claw myself out of the screen and eat it for dinner. And that is my story.